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COOL ALBUMS:
Slice: here's a list of a few of my fave cd's (in no particular order, remember):
-Ribbed, by NOFX
-Same Old Tunes by Millencolin
-Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence by Dream Theater(ok it's not punk but so what?)
-Still Tickin', by Handheld
-Stay Asleep, Unmerry Melodies, and Invitation to Tragedy by BigWig (especially the latter)
-Twisted by Design and Another day in Paradise by StrungOut.
COOL QUOTES:
-Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
-HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.
-SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
-We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
-"Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last."
-Cancer cures smoking.
-If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
-If you love something, set if free. If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it.
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DOT'S ADVICE:
Don't ever, EVER, go to the toilet and eat at the same time.
Why, you ask?
Well, it's quite simple really. Eating and taking a POO at the same time may cause your POO to emit a strange, yet exhillarating
odor, which may not be as tolerable as other POO odors.
It will also discolour your POO in a very unusual way, turning it into a strange, unusual white colour.
Thanks for listening.
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